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Samosa Said 2 Aloo:

Samosa Said 2 Aloo:
Jab main fry hota
hun to Tumhe cover Kar k Garam
Oil se Bacha leta Hu cz I Luv u.. .
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Aloo said:
Jab log Tumhe Fry hone k foran
bad
Khate h to main unka muh jala
deta hun coz
I Love u too 

Moral - Inki luv story pe na jayein.
Samosa thanda kar k khayein..!:
Atalbihari bajpai

Atalbihari bajpai

Bimar Engineer Se mummy Boli:-

Bimar Engineer Se mummy Boli:-
Jaakar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Theek Hoga..
Beta:- Aisa Kyon…??
Mummy : Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah

Uth Jata Hai,
Ghode ki tarah bhag k coaching me
jata hai,
Sher ki tarah ofc. me clients kaage
bolta hai,
suwar ki tarah yaha vahan audit par
muh marta hai,
gadhe ki tarah kaam krta hai,
phir bhi bail ki tarah boss ki galiyan
sunta hai,
ghar akar sab pe kutte ki tarah
bhokta hai,
AUR raat ko ullu ki tarah jag ke
facebook pe chat krta hai.
Aur bhais ki tarah so jata hai..
ISLIYE..:P :
frogs

5 frogs sitting on a log..

4 decide to jump off.

How Many r left? 


Still 5 left 

Moral:::
Lot of difference between
"Deciding and Doing"
ROMANCE

Baap 6 sal ke bete se: So ja beta nahi to bhoot aa jayega.
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Beta: Aap logo ko to bas ROMANCE ka bahaana
chahiye,
Chahe bachhe ki fat jaye bhoot ke naam se. 
Zindgi

Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se Zindgi khatam nahi hoti.
Botal k sath ho agr Namkin or Gold flake,
To Zindgi.vijay maliya”se kam nahi hoti.

Luhar Ki BV

‎”1 Luhar Ki BV Ko
101 Bacche The
Mediya Wale Unke
Ghar Pahuch Gaye

Reporter- Kya Ye 101
Bachhe Aap K He?

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Bv: Nahi Ji.
100 Sunaar Ki
1 Luhaar Ki”☺☺
Safe

Two Best Advices For Safe Life :
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1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter

How Bitter Harsh It Is 
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2. Run Immediately After Saying It..:)
"SUNDAY"

The meaning of “SUNDAY” 
S-Soye raho

U-Utho mat 

N-Nahao mat

D-Din bhar tv dekho

A-Aaram karo 

Y-Ya fir kisiko yaad karo 

enjoy sunday.